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fuckyeahtvpicspam:

Ted: Phil, why on Earth would you use your voice for the translator device?
Phil: It was the fastest way to fix it since we already had my voice in the computer from that failed talking frying pan project.
Lem: Stupid thing wouldn’t stop screaming when you put it on the burner.
Phil: Plus it was very critical.  ‘You really need that much butter?’  Screw you, frying pan.

Better Off Ted 2.10 - “Lust in Translation”

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nomnom

faithtrustpixiedust7:

giveme-a-reason:

BECKETT: Bondage cuffs, custom made. Looks like our killer liked public play.
CASTLE: How can you tell you tell the difference between custom and regular?
BECKETT: The leather is too high quality to be mass produced and it’s hand stiched.
CASTLE: No, I mean, how can *you* tell the difference?
[Beckett just smiles]
[….]
BECKETT: Only a handful of bondage shops in the city do custom work so lets take photos of those cuffs, send it out and see if anyone can ID where it came from.
CASTLE: Only a handful of shops? Okay, what aren’t you telling me?
BECKETT: So much, Castle. So very, very much.

Castle, 2x16 The Mistress Always Spanks Twice

fuckyeahjamesroday:

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whytheface:

lizzymaxia:

fujiidom:

Leonard: All right, where’s the ring?
Sheldon: You mean, my ring?
Leonard: What are you doing?
Sheldon: The ring was unguarded. It was just sitting on the table, anyone could’ve taken it. Proof: I did.
Leonard: Give me that! [stuffs ring in pocket]
—
Leonard: How about this, until we figure out what to do with the ring, Penny holds onto it?
Penny: What ring?
Leonard: This ring… [searches in pocket]
Sheldon: Looking for something?
—
Leonard: You know what, I am ending this. Penny didn’t want to hold the ring, anymore. She gave it to me. I’m sending it back. [searches in pockets] Where’s the ring?
Sheldon: You mean this ring? Next time, be aware of your surroundings while urinating in a public men’s room.

The Big Bang Theory, 3.17 - The Precious Fragmentation

WHY WAS THIS SO HOT?

whytheface:

secondhandjoy:

cheia:

I said a bang-bang, bangity bang, I said a bang bang bangity bang. Bang bang bang bang, I said a bang bang bangity bang. Bang bang bang bang bang bang bangity bang!

How I Met Your Mother, 6x17 Of Course

Really catchy song!

fuckyeahtvpicspam:

Señor Chang: Adios
Everyone: Adios
Señor Chang: Heh…Adios
Everyone: Adios
Señor Chang: …Adios
Everyone: Adios.
Señor Chang: Guys! Class is over. I’m trying to get you to leave.
Everyone: Oooh!!

Community 1.17 - “Physical Education”

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fuckyeahtvpicspam:

Señor Chang: [to Pierce and Troy] Ooh ladies, get in my Mercedes!

Community 1.16 - “Communication Studies”

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heartwarming:

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fuckyeahbb:

fuckyeah-emilydeschanel:

Booth: Everything okay there, Bones? I know when something is wrong with you. Something’s wrong, all right? What can I do to help?

Bones - 5x06 - Tough Man in the Tender Chicken